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11:26pm 27/08/2009
 
 
axleblaze
Here are the four Matrix Soundtracks (four because there are two for Reloaded)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MQKR32ML
It is a rar file and I'm not sure if macs can open those by themselves so if you can't open it download this:
http://mac.softpedia.com/get/Compression-Tools/RAR-Expander.shtml
 
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The Jewish Ice Cream conversation  
11:16pm 10/07/2009
 
 
axleblaze
Some of this might be considered offensive...if you're willing to take that risk...read on.
Rocket625 (10:51:58 PM): you want to start an ice cream company to compete with ben and jerry
AxleBlaze666 (10:52:30 PM): Only if we call it Ice Cream Kikes
Rocket625 (10:53:29 PM): GREAT IDEA
AxleBlaze666 (10:53:45 PM): That's why I suggested it!
Rocket625 (10:54:45 PM): we can have flavors like raspberry heeb-crunch and oy could this chocolate be any creamier fudge brownie
AxleBlaze666 (10:55:43 PM): Not to mention Just a Nosh Chocolate swirl, and sure you can eat some cookins and cream if you wanna BREAK YOUR MOTHERS HEART!
Rocket625 (10:56:39 PM): exactly. though we'll have to get labels big enough to print these titles
AxleBlaze666 (10:57:06 PM): True...well it'll just be a big, bargain sized container because those jews love a bargain
Rocket625 (10:57:28 PM): thats the slogan!
AxleBlaze666 (10:57:59 PM): Actually I was thinking it should be "Eh? What else you gonna buy?"
Rocket625 (10:58:39 PM): thats good too. or Buy our shit or the nazi's win
AxleBlaze666 (10:59:24 PM): "Not buying this is conisidered a crime against the nation of Israel"
Rocket625 (11:00:16 PM): "a circumcision in every pint"
AxleBlaze666 (11:00:18 PM): "Fine....don't buy it...see what I care"
AxleBlaze666 (11:00:50 PM): "God's chosen dairy treat"
Rocket625 (11:01:51 PM): "even mel gibson likes it"
AxleBlaze666 (11:02:21 PM): "The Schindler's List of Ice Cream!"
Rocket625 (11:03:13 PM): "hey at least we're not mexican"
AxleBlaze666 (11:03:21 PM): "If you ever seen a Woody Allen movie or watched an episode of Seinfeld you are legally obligated to buy a pint"
AxleBlaze666 (11:03:50 PM): "Iran claims this Ice Cream never happened"
Rocket625 (11:03:55 PM): "if you complain during sex this ice cream is for you"
Rocket625 (11:04:44 PM): "everybody hates rayond but the jews more"
AxleBlaze666 (11:05:05 PM): "We assure you that this is not made with christian baby blood"
Rocket625 (11:05:36 PM): "jesus this ice cream is good"
AxleBlaze666 (11:05:43 PM): "Okay...fine...Matzah sucks, but this stuff is good!"
Rocket625 (11:06:01 PM): "now flavored with REAL chop liver"
AxleBlaze666 (11:06:31 PM): "buy our Ice Cream...also call your mother...she misses you"
Rocket625 (11:07:13 PM): "ok ok, we'll add pork to our vanilla"

AxleBlaze666 (11:08:19 PM): "You can't go out dancing...why not eat some ice cream?"
Rocket625 (11:09:23 PM): "this ice cream sucks but i just want your money"
AxleBlaze666 (11:10:20 PM): "If Sodom had our Ice Cream, it'd still be here!"
Rocket625 (11:11:45 PM): "two jews being salesmen..who saw that coming"
AxleBlaze666 (11:12:26 PM): "The people that brought you all forms of entertainment now try their hand at ice cream"
Rocket625 (11:13:16 PM): ok that's the winner. simple. plus i'm getting tired of thinking of slogans
music: Tub Ring-Death of the Robot
tags: aim
 
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A Movie idea  
09:24pm 10/07/2009
 
 
axleblaze
Rocket625 (8:58:46 PM): are you at ballerina weight yet ?
AxleBlaze666 (8:59:15 PM): not even close...unless Ballerina's weigh over 350
Rocket625 (9:00:32 PM): well the lazy ones do
AxleBlaze666 (9:00:52 PM): Well, then I guess I'm at lazy Ballerina weight
Rocket625 (9:01:23 PM): which by the way aint a bad idea for a little sketch or something. story about a 350 lb ballerina.. and all the wackiness that comes with it
AxleBlaze666 (9:01:51 PM): Meh
Rocket625 (9:02:58 PM): meh? its gold jerry. gold
Rocket625 (9:03:46 PM): well maybe she's a fat ballerina who can swim the pacific ocean in record time
AxleBlaze666 (9:04:14 PM): How would we combine those two story threads?
Rocket625 (9:07:12 PM): she was a great world famous ballerina but then fell in love with a man who through various circumstances agreed to gain weight and then she decides to lose the weight by swimming from california to china
AxleBlaze666 (9:08:00 PM): That doesn't sound like a very lazy Ballerina to me!
Rocket625 (9:10:05 PM): well...she wasn't lazy...then she became lazy..then she wanted to not be lazy again
AxleBlaze666 (9:10:22 PM): I'll say it again...MEH
Rocket625 (9:10:48 PM): wait a minute..what if she was a ballerina from another planet. we make it into a sci fi
AxleBlaze666 (9:11:10 PM): That just makes it even stupider...
Rocket625 (9:11:46 PM): well what if we keep adding to this so that it becomes so over the top stupid jack black would HAVE to star in it
AxleBlaze666 (9:12:23 PM): Now...You didn't say we would try and get Jack Black as the Ballerina...that changes this idea from meh to BRILLIANT!
Rocket625 (9:15:51 PM): exactly!
Rocket625 (9:16:07 PM): i'm gonna run this idea by dreamworks. see what we can do
AxleBlaze666 (9:16:27 PM): If you get a meeting with Speilberg, get him to fly me out too
Rocket625 (9:17:42 PM): two jews on a plane ride to l.a. to pitch an idea involving a lazy obese alien ballerina who swims from california to china starring jack black..how could this NOT work
AxleBlaze666 (9:18:21 PM): It can't fail!
tags: aim
 
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Much needed update  
02:50am 19/05/2009
 
 
axleblaze
Man...I have not updated since I had surgery so...here it goes.
The surgery obviously went fine. At one moment I was being wheeled into the operating room and the next moment it's the next day. I spent the first day in the hospital in a total daze. This was mainly because I had a button that gave me pain killers everytime I pushed it (though it would only work once every ten minutes). Part of the thing was I kept falling asleep and everytime I'd wake up, I'd push the button again. The problem was that ususally I'd only sleep for like a two minutes so when it worked I was givving myself the drugs every ten minutes, so I was out of it and everything on Cartoon Network was BRILLIANT. Cartoon Network was pretty much all I watched. Let me tell ya, ATHF is hard to handle when your high on pain killers and recovering from surgery.
The next day they found far too much painkiller in my system and took me off immediatly and I was pretty much in alot of apin the rest of that day. I also kept belching over and over. The previous night had sucked because, once again, I had been falling asleep for only minutes at a time. I was so miserable the second day that I was determined to just sleep through the whole night. They kept waking me for tests but I kept a "I am still asleep" mindset through it, so I managed to fall right back asleep when they were done with me.
The next day I felt pretty good and my doctor went from wanting to keep me an extra day to letting me go home immediatly. I slowly recovered on my couch and I'm still getting used to it.
I've lost somehwere between 50-60 pounds, though I still don't feel that different, which is kind of annoying. I really need to start exercising but I still feel week. It is still hard. I can hardly eat anything. For example, yesterday I ate less than half a bagel and a bag of soy chips. I'm struggling to eat my required 60 grams of protien a day. It's aggrivating because I still get to urge to eat alot of things...I just can't. Early on I ate a piece of salami and it took me out of commision from eating for about a day and a half. Ah well...It will get smoother as it goes...I hope. The hardest thing has been soda. Just seeing a coke bottle gives me urges and there's very little that's worse for someone with gastric bypass than a carbonated beverage. I know from reading forums that even drinking a little will most likely cause me great pain. Hopefully the urge will fade in time.
In other, much shittier news, my Mom lost her job making my entire family now out of work. We were already pretty tight financially, so this could get quite bad and it usually takes my Mom awhile to get a job and in this ecnomy things look even worse. I also need to start looking for new work but the internet on my cpu is busted and the job sites don't work on my PS3 (not that I'd be able to access my resume from it anyways).
Ah well...I guess that's it for now. I'm going to see Prodigy on wednesday so I'll probably post about that, so until then...
music: infected Mushroom-Scorpion Frog
tags: life
 
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Wish me luck  
08:47pm 01/04/2009
 
 
axleblaze
So...hopefully I'll ve going in for my gastric bypass surgery tommorow. I say hopefully because of a potential complication that has come up. Y'see, as soon as I found out I'm going to have this surgery I've been seeking out the foods I won't ever be able to eat again and eating them. This has caused me to gain a little weight. When the doctors saw that I had gained weight they took this as a sign that I might not be able to handle the surgery and have threatened to delay it which would be horrible because my Insurance runs out soon and I pretty much need this done now. So all week I've been drinking nothing but protien shakes and water and I've had to cancel going to my two favorite eateries (sushi buffet and fuddruckers hamburgers) in hopes that they don't delay this. So now I'm actually more nervous about if there will be surgery then the actual surgery.
Still...I'm being cut open tommorow and having staples put into my stomach so wish me luck!
mood: nervous nervous
tags: danger, life
 
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*currently rocking out to...*  
02:07am 09/03/2009
 
 
axleblaze
The 17 minute song Planisphere by Justice rocks so hard that I don't care that the group my be christian. It's like the best Daft Punk song x 50 + mad harpsichord. Really this song might be the finkiest thing I've ever heard.
music: Justice-Planisphere
tags: music
 
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Wow...just wow...  
09:54am 19/02/2009
 
 
axleblaze
Josh Freese, Drummer for A Perfect Circle, Devo and Nine Inch Nails is coming out with a solo album and, like Nine Inch Nails with Ghosts I-IV, he's offering different pricing levels and some of these are simply insane. They're really expensive but insane none the less. Here are the different buying options.
$7
-Digital Download of "Since 1972" (including 3 videos)

$15
-CD/DVD Double Disc Set
-Digital Download

$50
-CD/DVD Double Disc Set
-T-shirt
-"Thank You" phone call from Josh for buying Since 1972. You can tell him what you like about the record that you purchased, or what you thought sucked. Ask whatever you want, like "Is Maynard really THAT weird?" or "Which one of Sting's mansions has the comfiest beds?" or "Are Devo really Suburban Robots that monitor reality or just a bunch of Dads from Ohio?" or "Why don't the Vandals play more stuff off the first record?" It's your 5 minutes to yack it up. Talk about whatever you want.

$250 (limited edition of 25)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download.
-T-shirt
-Signed Drum Head and Drumsticks.
-Go on a lunch date with Josh to PF Changs or The Cheesecake Factory (whatever you're into.)

$500 (limited edition of 15)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Signed Cymbal and sticks
-Meet Josh in Venice, CA and go floating together in a Sensory deprivation tank (filmed and posted on youtube)
-Dinner at Sizzler (get your $8.99 Steak and "all you can eat" Shrimp on)

$1,000 (limited edition of 10)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download.
-T-shirt
-Signed Cymbal, Drum head and Drumsticks.
-Josh washes your car OR does your laundry....or you can wash his car.
-Have dinner with Josh aboard the "Queen Mary" in Long Beach, CA
-Get drunk and cut each other's hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse (filmed and posted on youtube of course)

$2,500 (limited edition of 5)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download.
-Get a private drum lesson with Josh or for all you non-drummers have him give you a back and foot massage (couples welcome)
-Pick any 1 member of the Vandals or DEVO (subject to availability) to accompany you and Josh to either the Hollywood Wax Museum or the lunch buffet at the "Spearmint Rhino"
-Signed DW snare drum.
-Take 3 items of your choice out of his closet (first come, first serve)
-Change diapers and make bottles with him for an afternoon (after hitting the strip club)

$5,000 (limited edition of 3)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download.
-T-shirt
-Josh writes about a song about you and make available on iTunes.
-Co-direct a video with him for the song about you and throw it up on the youtubes.
-Josh gives you and a friend a private tour of Disneyland
-Get drunk together. If you don't drink we can go to my Dads place and hang out under the "Tuba tree"
-Stone from Pearl Jam will send you a letter telling you about his favorite song on "Since 1972"

$10,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Signed DW snare drum from A Perfect Circle's 2003 tour.
-Josh gives you a private drum lesson OR his and hers foot/back massage (couples welcome, discreet parking)
-Twiggy from Manson's band and Josh take you and a guest to Roscoe's Chicken n' Waffle in Long Beach for dinner.
-Josh takes you and guest to "Club 33" (the super-duper exclusive and private restaurant at Disneyland located above the Pirates Of The Caribbean) and then hit a couple rides afterwards (preferably the Tiki Room, Haunted Mansion and The Tower Of Terror)
-At the end of the day at Disneyland drive away in Josh's Volvo station wagon. It's all yours....take it. Just drop him off on your way home though please.

$20,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download.
-T-shirt
-A signed drum from the 2008 Nine Inch Nails tour.
-Maynard James Keenan, Mark from Devo and Josh take you miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway (all filmed and posted on youtube)
-Josh gives you a tour of Long Beach. See his first apartment, the coffee shop on 2nd St where his buddy paid Dave Grohl $40 to rip up tile just weeks before joining "Nirvana." See the old Vandals rehearsal spot, the liquor store he got busted using a Fake I.D. at when he was 17 (it was Dave from the Vandals old ID). Go check out Snoop Dogg's high- school. For an extra 50 bucks see where Tom and Adrian from No Doubt live. For another $25 he'll show ya where Eric from NOFX and Brooks from Bad Religion get their hair cut.
-Spend the night aboard the Queen Mary and take the "Ghosts And Legends" tour. (separate rooms...no spooning.)
-Josh writes 2 songs about you and it's made available on iTUnes and appears on his next record (you can sing back up on em, clap, play the drums, triangle, whatever....)
-Drum lesson OR foot and back massage (once again...couples welcome and discreet parking available)
-Pick any 3 items out of Josh's closet.

$75,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Go on tour with Josh for a few days.
-Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story.
-Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.)
-Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.
-Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with groupies, etc....
-If you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm)
-Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here)
-If you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks.
-Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robins place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.
mood: tired tired
tags: music
 
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sad panda etc etc  
11:09pm 16/02/2009
 
 
axleblaze
After Touring one last time this summer, NIN is going on a long Haitus...
It's really vague what that means. I mean as a NIN fan I'm used to waiting a while between albums but does that mean another 6 years or does it mean two or three or does it mean maybe never. It's hard to say and either way it's really depressing.
 
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Your mission if you choose to accept it...  
10:01pm 08/02/2009
 
 
axleblaze
Download this album now:
https://rcpt.yousendit.com/650607576/18eed9dea60f89e17087e0cbd0f0c667
It is awesome and I am giving it to you for free so just DO IT. You won't regret it...
 
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Still looking forward to this film...alot  
05:19am 24/01/2009
 
 
axleblaze
According to Gaiman this trailer is more accurate to the tone of the film then most of the ads that have been running which is good because if the movie loses the books sense of horror it just won't be that good...
tags: movie
 
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A moment of silence please  
08:56pm 18/12/2008
 
 
axleblaze
As of 8:00am EST on 12/18/08. My dreadlock is gone. I woke up to find it on my pillow. After months and months of barely hanging on it finally sucumbed to gravity and my restless sleeping. My dread is survived by me and the hairs surrounding it, with whom it was very close. Services will be held on friday at 10am.

All joking aside, this does vaguely depress me...
mood: melancholy melancholy
 
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MSI  
09:26pm 06/12/2008
 
 
axleblaze
So I went to see MSI for the second time last night in a nightclub called Lupo's in providence which was a really nice place overall. It really brings up some of the shortcommings of the Palladium, which doesn't even open it's box office until ten minutes before the show starts.
I found myslef a nice place that had a railing to lean on and was also connected to the stage. I was essentially REALLY close. The first opening act, The Tube Ring, fucking rocked. Any metal band with a xylophone is ok in my book. They also had the most enthusiatic keyboardist I have ever seen in my life. He literally was constantly jumping up from the ground onto his key board and playing it like that. He also played it by thrusting it into his crotch or, more simply, jumping up on top of it and humping it to the music.
I don't even remember the name of the other opener. Most notable thing that happened during their set was seeing a guy who had come in a Gecko costume being thrashed around the mosh pit.
MSI were awesomeas always and I was really close. At one point Jimmy even took my glasses and wore them around stage for a bit before giving them back. They played most of the songs I wanted them too though no "I hate Jimmy Page" or "Cocaine and toupees". I took alot of video but it didn't turn out great. I might still post it so stay tuned for that.
The whole band hung out after the show and interacted and despite having and embaressing amount of trouble with my camera I did get this photo with Jimmy
me N jimmy
He was laying down on me at that time and informed me I was quite comfy. I'm still aching but it was a good night.
 
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  
12:52am 23/11/2008
 
 
axleblaze
If you can name a movie I'm looking forward too more than this, than you're wrong
tags: movie
 
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If i was more goth I would probably would have passed out  
01:59am 10/11/2008
 
 
axleblaze
I just got back from the NIN show which was rescheduled from August and Trent promised a treat for us and we got one when out of the blue Peter Murphey took the stage and performed Reptile with the rest of the band.
Pretty fucking sweet.
 
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California just caused me kick my cat  
04:18pm 05/11/2008
 
 
axleblaze
God gamne it, Gay marriage has now been banned in California once again, just going to show that stupid fucking narrowminded bigots can still influence elections. Gah Fuck Christians and an extra special fuck you to Mormons who put shit loads of money behind the gay marriage ban, despite the fact that Utah was essentially founded by them because they had a marriage practice that others did not agree with.
tags: politics
 
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*gives y'all a terrorist fist bump*  
05:50am 05/11/2008
 
 
axleblaze
While I am still extremely sceptical of Obama and do not beleive his administration has anything but heartbreak in store, I am still pretty damn happy that he got elected and that the chances of Palin ever becoming President have been lowered by a significant degree.
Really it'll be nice to have the country run by someone who will not have Dick Cheney in his administration and at least hide all the shitty things he does.

Seriously....Cheney is at least out for another four years. That's like hearing that they caught the boogeyman. I can sleep easier now.

And at the very least I have to be happy to see so many people I like so overjoyed. Seriously, even on the Daily Show/Colbert Report you could see Stewart and Colbert barely being able to hold back tears of joy as Stewart announced that Obama was officially the next President.

Also and ounce of weed is now legal in my state...which is actually pretty danged cool as is the fact that dog racing has been banned.
Now just have to wait and see if Gay marriage is still legal in California.
tags: politics
 
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*puts up dukes*  
09:13pm 04/11/2008
 
 
axleblaze
Yeah I voted for Nader. Anyone wanna make something of it?
music: Rabbit Joint-Old Heroes Young Villains
tags: politics
 
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(no subject)  
01:43am 26/10/2008
 
 
axleblaze
LITTLE BIG PLANET! WHOOOOOO!
that is all...
 
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I've done my good deed for the year...also Opeth are Gods  
03:23pm 20/09/2008
 
 
axleblaze
Last night I took two non Opeth fans to an Opeth show and converted them to the joy that is listening to Opeth. Aslo the show was amazing and I finally saw them do "The Drapery Falls". The two openers were terrible however...esepcially when compared to Opeth.
music: Heavan and Hell-Heavan and Hell
tags: concert, music
 
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ALGEBRAYIC!  
03:21am 19/09/2008
 
 
axleblaze
Everyone remember this cartoon short?

Good
Well, then you'll be as happy as I am to know that it is going to be an actual show because cartoon network has picked it up
*does happy dance that I downloaded from the internet*
 
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